Recently it has been made clear to me that I have a debilitating, humiliating, life-changing, pathetic, and thoroughly repugnant addiction to frozen pizza.
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Recently it has been made clear to me that I have a debilitating, humiliating, life-changing, pathetic, and thoroughly repugnant addiction to frozen pizza.
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The same. Red Baron, Four Cheese blitzkrieg.
What the hell?
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mmmm…. frozen pizza.
once i discovered that you had to actually leave the cardboard backing out of the oven, i too fell in love with frozen pizza.
we could totally start a support group!
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The cardboard insert is usually my favorite part.
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cardboard insert + oven = FIRE
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Perhaps that is why it’s some people’s favorite part.
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I eat it separately.
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Hi, my name is Caitie, and I’m a crappy pizzaholic
…and the cheaper, the better. I’m Mama Celeste’s bitch. Ultrathin crust, barely any toppings to speak of, less than $1.49, and I’m a slave to the pasteboard rhythm. The more expensive/fancier/better ones always seem to turn my stomach, not sure why that is.
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Re: Hi, my name is Caitie, and I’m a crappy pizzaholic
Ah, microwave them and roll them into a burrito of filth, two at a time. When the sauce oozes out of the holes on the bottom you feel as if you’ve won a prize.
Excellent and horrible.
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Re: Hi, my name is Caitie, and I’m a crappy pizzaholic
good GOD that’s disgucking fusting.
However, “burrito of filth” is my new band name
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Frozen pizza? I eschew it. Pizza’s not pizza unless the cheese comes off in big gooey strings.
I’m just gonna go & microwave some ratatouille.
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OHGODYES
I once intended to post a photo essay on making $.99 Jina’s Pizzas into marvelous dinners, but I decided that that would be stupid. The pictures remain, though
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That right there is going to take a lot more than 12 measley steps I think.
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i’ve been digging on DiGiorno Deep Crust 3 Meat Pizza lately. It’s tasty!
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