confession

Recently it has been made clear to me that I have a debilitating, humiliating, life-changing, pathetic, and thoroughly repugnant addiction to frozen pizza.

13 thoughts on “confession

  1. mmmm…. frozen pizza.
    once i discovered that you had to actually leave the cardboard backing out of the oven, i too fell in love with frozen pizza.
    we could totally start a support group!

  2. Hi, my name is Caitie, and I’m a crappy pizzaholic
    …and the cheaper, the better. I’m Mama Celeste’s bitch. Ultrathin crust, barely any toppings to speak of, less than $1.49, and I’m a slave to the pasteboard rhythm. The more expensive/fancier/better ones always seem to turn my stomach, not sure why that is.

    1. Re: Hi, my name is Caitie, and I’m a crappy pizzaholic
      Ah, microwave them and roll them into a burrito of filth, two at a time. When the sauce oozes out of the holes on the bottom you feel as if you’ve won a prize.
      Excellent and horrible.

      1. Re: Hi, my name is Caitie, and I’m a crappy pizzaholic
        good GOD that’s disgucking fusting.
        However, “burrito of filth” is my new band name

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