Modest proposal

We don’t want a draft, but our war appears endless.

Social security’s future is uncertain; will we have enough to avoid disaster for the aged?

Solution: Draft everyone over 50.

Have you registered for Senior Service yet?

7 thoughts on “Modest proposal

  1. Caddy ≠ Tank
    Weren’t they talking about upping the death benefit for soldiers to $250,000? That could be a tricky business if your aged fighting force dies on the battlefield but from natural causes.

  2. You won’t think it’s a good idea when…
    When Mom says “Drop and give me twenty” and you have to say “Yes, Drill Seargant!”

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