Item! the other day I was tailgated in heavy rain at 70+ miles per hour by a crazy jerk. I slowed to force him to pass me, and as he did so I noted that he was driving a new bright red Monte Carlo covered with stickers, most notably a Von Dutch sticker.
Item! Les is gonna die.
Item! SBC repaired my dead phone line. This involved the large man with the beard confusing and then terrifying my cat, drilling a hole in the wall, almost falling off his ladder, and telling me a lot of things about slot cars.
Item! I’m still foundering and/or floundering at my job and other tasks. What the fledermaus is wrong with me?
Item! this is a generic item about the six apart livejournal merger rumor! Because everyone else has one.
Item! I will die alone.
Addendum: I now have four days off in a row. If I disappear for a while I’m not dead, I’m just moseying.