So as we approach the end of 2004, with grandpa guy being slain by baby cupid in a festive granparricide, let’s look back and see what made this year the year what it was, this year.
Like other Top Bloggers, Cyber World Leaders, Internet Pundits, and digerati I feel the need to sum up the year in the great tradition of lazy journalists who want to go on vacation. Here are my definitive lists for the year:
Top Albums
- SHUT
- THE
- HELL
- UP
- NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION
Best Books
- DO YOU
- THINK ANY ONE
- EVEN FUCKING
- READS THESE
- LAME ASS LISTS?
Most Significant Moments
- THE LAST
- FEW WEEKS OF
- THE YEAR IN
- PUBLICATIONS ARE
- A WASTE DUE TO THIS CRAP!
And that’s a wrap until next year! I resolve next year to be less bitter and cantankerous. Unless, of course, things continue to be this fucking lame.
Be My Blog 
Yay!!
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ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME?!?
pitchforkmedia.com gave NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION a 2.3 out of 10.0!
*rolls eyes*
some list, champ!
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omg its in a small font
it must be indie
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whoops!
someone told me the <small> font is backed by Verizon, so i will no longer be using it out of protest.
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Congratulations! I’m officially adding this post to my year-end list of “best of year-end posts posts” post, which will be coming soon to a really tedious self-referential livejournal near you.
You may be less bitter and cantankerous next year if you must, but don’t go all glassy-eyed castration-and-nikes cult on me. Dotting your “i”‘s with smiley faces, sending out daily *hugs*, putting inspirational posters on your icons like the dangling kitty cat who says “hang in there”, posting the day’s Ziggy comic, using spellings like “kewl”…I don’t think my old heart could take it.
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Darn, you beat me to my reply concept…
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is that why you asked for a copy of my cd?
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music == good
lists of music in publications == JIHAD
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hope you are doing well conor.
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hope you are doing well menshevik
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hope you are doing well conrad.
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hope you are doing well mikl
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hope you are doing well catherine.
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hope you are doing well muesli
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what about the top 5 dead celebrities?!?!
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Top five evacuations/excretions?
Best scabs of ’04?
Most mysterious things stepped in?
Favorite hangnail?
Top five overlooked and under-appreciated parasites?
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Well.
That kills that that entry in utero.
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