The 2.5 mile wide mushroom cloud and the crater large enough to be seen from a satellite, in a missile testing range area, is just a forest fire. Everything is cool.
Also in the news: Lime jello is a room temperature semiconductor. The game we know now as “Twister” was designed as a fitness regimen for the Swiss military. And Van Halen’s former lead singer, David Lee Roth, suffers from a rare thyroid disease which causes him to be female for between 1 and 4 days each year.
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Twister was actually designed as an easy home demonic summoning kit.
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Forest fire. Yes sir.
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Wow. You’ve just convinced me of the utter appropriateness of having Dead Kennedys as filler music on CNN. You know, like, in the background of the fifteen minute update thingie.
You are evil!
A.
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I already knew about the lime jello thing…but what’s this about being female 4 days a year? That could be inconvenient.
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Oh…ok then.
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Next they are going to blow up the earth and say it was to clear the way for a super-galactic highway.
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Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator
You know, for agriculture.
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Re: Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator
It’s obstructing my view of Venus.
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Kim Jong Il is actually just testing the special effects for his feature film debut with Arnold.
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