The 2.5 mile wide mushroom cloud and the crater large enough to be seen from a satellite, in a missile testing range area, is just a forest fire. Everything is cool.
Also in the news: Lime jello is a room temperature semiconductor. The game we know now as “Twister” was designed as a fitness regimen for the Swiss military. And Van Halen’s former lead singer, David Lee Roth, suffers from a rare thyroid disease which causes him to be female for between 1 and 4 days each year.
DON’T FORGET TO PACK YOUR WIFE..