Everyone remain calm

The 2.5 mile wide mushroom cloud and the crater large enough to be seen from a satellite, in a missile testing range area, is just a forest fire. Everything is cool.

Also in the news: Lime jello is a room temperature semiconductor. The game we know now as “Twister” was designed as a fitness regimen for the Swiss military. And Van Halen’s former lead singer, David Lee Roth, suffers from a rare thyroid disease which causes him to be female for between 1 and 4 days each year.

DON’T FORGET TO PACK YOUR WIFE..

POL POT

9 thoughts on “Everyone remain calm

  1. Wow. You’ve just convinced me of the utter appropriateness of having Dead Kennedys as filler music on CNN. You know, like, in the background of the fifteen minute update thingie.
    You are evil!
    A.

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