And then a person finds an English “biscuit” company on the internet, and then a person finds their list of brands and clicks on one, and then a person sees this:
Skips is the distinctive Prawn Cocktail flavour snack. It was first launched in 1974.
Skips are created using Japanese technology, under license from Meiji, to create the unique ‘fizz – melt’ mouth experience.
Skips are also identifiable by their star shaped red veins. Many kids believe that the veins are where the flavour of the product is held and released. The Skips veins make them even more distinguishable from other snacks.
And then a person says ULLLHLHHPHABLARHRGG and goes to bed.
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Skips aren’t biscuits, they’re crisps, & really nice crisps too. It’s alright to be prawny if you’re a potatoey/corny kind of snack.
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Right, they’re just made by “united biscuit”.
And it wasn’t the prawniness so much as the VEINS that made me sad! Yerk!
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a) KP Crisps has been part of UB for yearsanyears.
b) ‘Veins’ as in ‘striata’, rather than ‘bulgy vessels’.
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b) makes me somewhat relieved. when I think “shrimp”+”veins”..
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Even that has to be better than “hot dog”+”veins”.
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