Folks let’s all stop living in a Troma movie

From BoingBoing and Fleshbot we have the story of your typical jack Mormon cult leader/serial killer in Martinez, CA of all places. You know, beheading people and feeding them to his Rotties, trying to reenact The Boys From Brazil to kill all the Mormon leadership, murdering Elvin Bishop’s daughter, inspiring his ex to become a Playboy model.

As the judge in the case said, let’s all take a collective deep breath here.