Also my tie removes double chins.

substitute Uncategorized June 11, 2004 1 Minute

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Breathe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: stimps found something even better!

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Published June 11, 2004

rroseselavyoui says:

June 11, 2004 at 11:00 am

god, that is lame. sometimes I’m sorry to be a part of the human girl race.

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eyeteeth says:

June 11, 2004 at 11:07 am

Re: For the purity of our precious blood flow
After the obligatory “Fuck you for trying to make women ashamed of their bodies” I also want to mention that this product was mentioned in The New York Daily News — which says about what you’d expect it to. Basically, “Nothing works, but especially not this thing. What the fuck?”

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1. eyeteeth says:
  
  June 11, 2004 at 11:08 am
  
  Re: For the purity of our precious blood flow
  Crap, Stimps beat me to the punch by mere seconds!
  
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loachie says:

June 11, 2004 at 11:12 am

I’m holding out for the guacamole that removes stretchmarks.

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1. stimps says:
  
  June 11, 2004 at 12:12 pm
  
  Re: I’ll bring the chips
  I like the way you think.
  
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