Courtesy xtreme_pr0k we have the Jerkinator

Squeeze out your own jerky, dammit.

Great customer reviews including:

“Sometimes it can gugle and spit when their is air in the meat.”

“ When the meat comes out of the Jerky Maker, it continually “spits” & “drips”

If anyone needs me, I’ll be on my knees retching in the bathroom.