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I’d love to “argue with her about physics” but I don’t make more than $100,00 so it would just be a “waist”, I “sence”.
nickjb can sure find them
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i love the slant of your double-quotes. they are so distinctive.
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I think this is “infinitly” the worst one yet
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no , goddammitt that’s not what a Quark is at all!!!!!!are you insane???
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Yet she is agnostic.. and wants a spiritual person…
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Ow
Sorry honey, but I have a rule about dating hispanic women who live with their parents who name themselves after Egyptian sun gods. Well, it’s more of a guidline than a rule…
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An alternate form? She wants to communicate with you with MIND-BULLETS.
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Nice try, Tia Carrera. You’re 23, and I am Ann Margaret.
Moving on- she looks thai, not hispanic. And “Occupation: Politics / Government / Military” just means she bangs cops and/ or politicians.
“An alternate form of communication is a must!!!”- this loosely translates to her request of “Income: $100,000 to $149,999, More than $150,000”, cause you know she’s residing in some crack house on Newport blvd.
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You’re Ann-Margret? Then I’m stealing you from that boy of yours.
“Alternate form of communication” is personal-speak for “I ain’t paying for the personals, you gimme your number”.
Maybe she is 23 but has just spent a lot of time on the pipe.
It’s always the most depressing ones who insist on the $100,000+ income.
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