- ONE IS THE LOOOOONELIEST NUMBER!!!
- A CARROT IS AS CLOSE AS A RABBIT GETS TO A DIAMOND
FOLKS I AM CREATING THIS “MEME” AND IT IS COPYRIGHT 2004 SUBSTITUTE SO IF YOU USE IT PLEASE CREDIT ME!!!1!!
I DON’T MEAN TO BE SUPER EGOSTITITTCAL BUT I THINK I HAVE THE CREATIVE TOUCH. AS A “WEB GUY” I AM CLOSE TO THE PULSE OF EMERGING TECHNOLOGIES. I AM ALSO VERY INDIE BUT I HAVE A BURDEN IN MY HEART FOR THE “LITTLE GUY” WHO MIGHT NOT GET IT SOMETIMES!!
WELP OFF TO THE MALL FOR IRONIC T-SHIRTS AND SHEMALES
OOOOH! HOT TOPIC?
CAN YOU PICK UP A LIFESTYLE FOR ME?
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DUDE, I RECOMMEND THE FOXY GRANDMA AND THE GIRL SCOUTS SHIRT LOL!
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UNLESS THE RABBIT IS DIGGING IN THE MINES IN AFRICA FOR BLOOD DIAMONDS, IN WHICH CASE HE IS POOR, STARVING, AND GETS KILLED WHEN THE MINE COLLAPSES BECAUSE THE CONDITIONS HAVE NOT YET BEEN REPORTED TO OSHA BECAUSE NONE OF THE WORKERS CAN AFFORD CELLPHONES WITH CUSTOM FACEPLATES AND LIGHTUP ANTENNAS AND OTHER ELEMENTS OF BLING EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY ICE, WHICH IS A STREET NICKNAME FOR DIAMONDS, OR SO I AM TOLD.
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I thought of that first.
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D00d, you have shemales in malls down there? We have to go the Tenderloin for ours. Jealous!!!1!1
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