9 thoughts on “fauxhawk; H hates phones; H hates plants.”
That shot of Hils on the phone looks like a press shot from a soap opera. The Napa background looks like a sound studio set, and the look on her face is one of those “Yeah, I slept with your husband, but I am going to play sly and pretend that I have not, even though you and everyone else in the world knows that I did.” looks.
that fucking plant mutherfucker stabbed me last night in the hand and gave me a giant planty splinter. and then it attacked phil.
I can’t believe that photo of my on the phone. It may be the only in existense. Oh, and the reason I look like Im plotting is because I am. Specifically to blow up sprint pcs Customer Care in Irvine.
Dunno where she is, but I used to get mail addressed to both of us and every other person whose name started with F when the LaMeRZ BRiGaDe got hold of a 7 year old names list.
I just checked and her member is not known ===:o
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That shot of Hils on the phone looks like a press shot from a soap opera. The Napa background looks like a sound studio set, and the look on her face is one of those “Yeah, I slept with your husband, but I am going to play sly and pretend that I have not, even though you and everyone else in the world knows that I did.” looks.
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Good call!
Totally!
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that fucking plant mutherfucker stabbed me last night in the hand and gave me a giant planty splinter. and then it attacked phil.
I can’t believe that photo of my on the phone. It may be the only in existense. Oh, and the reason I look like Im plotting is because I am. Specifically to blow up sprint pcs Customer Care in Irvine.
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Come to NY, Sprint Customer Care here is Friendly.
Clueless..BUT FRIENDLY 🙂
(if Verizon had only carried the Treo 600)
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I love New York, but I’m claustrophic.
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Ahh I am not in the city, I am home of the WIDE OPEN SPACES and frozen appendages
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But the W isn’t really THAT close to the C 😉
(I’d offer 100 points if you “get” this, but I only have 10 points available. Hope that’s OK)
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I was half drunk when I named the file and almost made that typo, too. Taking your 10 points now. I wonder what happened to her?
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Dunno where she is, but I used to get mail addressed to both of us and every other person whose name started with F when the LaMeRZ BRiGaDe got hold of a 7 year old names list.
I just checked and her member is not known ===:o
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