I caffeinated at a Starbucks on 7th Avenue this morning. As I was awaiting my beverage, someone else’s White Chocolate Mocha Vanilla Syrup Extravaganza with Cremey-Ass Creme was set out and they hadn’t showed up yet.
As I watched, the pressure of the foam inside this beverage caused it to slowly spurt and bubble out about a tablespoon of creamy white warm sticky goo.
Now that’s a happy beverage.
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My Cremey-Ass Creme tends to bubble out at times too.
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A happy beverage is hard to find 😉
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anyone who orders that deserves what they get
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it’s self-secreting
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Great, now Playboy is going to promote Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha Drinks along with Carl’s Jr. The slogan with some girl in a hot tub with Hef, “Ooooh! Now that’s a happy beverage…” Then Hef says, “Honey, don’t spoil your dinner… then we see he is holding out a cheeseburger as the camera pans out.”
We can make millions!
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A beverage like that should come with its own cigarette.
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I prefer not to use “white warm sticky goo” and “beverage” in the same sentence.
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thats the 48 tablespoons of sugar trying to escape.
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I think we should figure out some way of getting together for a bit while you’re here. But I’m not sure how to arrange that without plastering all my personal information all over teh intarweb.
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No Pictures?
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