Here at Ignatz Industries we try to be forward looking, and as the Dear Leader I have a special responsibility to guide my minions into the future. I’m asking my readership to help me with a task of the greatest importance: planning my New Year’s Resolution. Please choose from one of the possible choices below:
Let’s all look forward
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but please no Virginia Woolf or Gertrude Stein
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Lando is the Man! the sooner you are like him the sooner the colt 45 commercial deals will start commingin.
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It was a tough choice between 1 & 2.
If it had been “Be more like Billy Dee Williams every day”, that would have been hamds-down teh winnar,
The idea of you overdressed in a heavily starched suit hawking Colt45 fills my heart with joy.
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I don’t think you get anywhere with a Jane Austen sex doll unless you marry it first, and you’re having enough trouble with gay marriages down there let alone man/machine marriages. Would your health care cover mechanical maintenance? Is she a dependant if you can turn her off? If she is employed does she even get paid? GM will have things to say about this.
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Where’s “D) All of the above?”
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I am proud to be the one vote for “Fix all teh porblem with hole area”. I chose this because it will be the most difficult to claim you did not acheive.
Also, I’m really glad the possibility of a Steve Austin sex doll wasn’t an option.
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