3 thoughts on “I hate you, milkman eyeteeth

  1. I need to find
    a very bad photo from Cliff Y. so that I can apply to the ad.
    Dear Sir:
    Thank you for viewing my resume. I am very interested in the position you have advertised on Craigslist. Although I am currently nursing three of my 8 children, the milk leakage has mostly stopped and I don’t think it will impede my job performance at all. Also, most of the crusty lesions on my breasts have healed over. I really need the extra money to help buy my new prosthetic arm, so I hope I get the job!
    Sincerely,
    Loachie

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