Weight lost so far: 5 lbs
Number of outright rejections from online personals: 1
Number of times the same coworker has attempted blame transfer to me this week: 3
Number of times I’ve told the cat to shut up so far this week: ~18
Number of hours so far today I have felt hungry: 15
Sleep last night, in hours: 4
Amount of money I have spent on miscellaneous amateur radio equipment this week: $150
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The OTHER kind of ham!
5lbs! 5lbs! RAH RAH RAH.
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smashing!
your rejection count is lower than mine. I am impressed!
I suggest teriyaki sauce for the coworker. it resolves multiple problems, simultaneously.
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Woo!
Weight lost so far: 2 lbs
Miles biked: 45
Sit-ups: not enough
Number of carrots devoured: too many
Number of cakes not eaten: a lot
Amount of sleep had lately: too much
Urge to slay: rising
Urge to sleep: overwhelming slaying urges
MUFFIN MAN, MUFFIN MAN
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Wow, that was fast. Pat yourself on the back, sir.
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I have statistics too
Happy Indian Robots on conference call this morning: 1
Takes necessary to record vocals last night: 1
Takes necessary to record bass line last night: uhh … I’ll get it down later
Times Lilith has vomited right under the very middle of my bed this week: 2
Times I have suggested to my coworker that we accidentally break each other’s hands: 1
Super-cool Ignatz-type people in my life: 1
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