So, marm0t discovered this talking grill thermometer and we were discussing what phrases to insert in it when it’s hacked. Top suggestions so far have been:
- PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I LOVE YOU
- LAST TIME I GOT THIS HOT I WAS IN YOUR BUTT
- BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY DETECTED HONK
- OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
- I’M MELTING, MELTING, WHAT A WORLD
Any others? 🙂
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There’s also…
EAT ME
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– THAT AIN’T NO PORK CHOP! IT’S MONKEY MEAT! MONKEY MEAAAAAAAAAT!
– WANT SOME CANDY, LITTLE BOY?
-KICK THE CHEF
[singing] LA DONNA E MOBILE, QUAL PIUM AL VENTO, MUTA ACCENTO, E DI PENSIEROOOOOO
Ok, maybe that last one only amuses me. But come on, a steak singing Rigoletto is at least unique. =)
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we also thought “ROSEBUD…” would be good, and YOU WILL NEED TO DO 4,839 PUSHUPS TO WORK OFF THIS BRISKET. DING.
I like the operatic idea a lot. Carmina Burana would work well also.
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Yeah!
“Rosebud” would be great! =D Maybe one singing the Armour Hot Dog song for the weenies or something, too. =)
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Yeah, the O Fortuna part!
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THAT’S NOT PIG…THAT’S HUMAN MEAT! POLICE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED WITH GPS COORDINATES.
HOW NOW BURNT COW.
BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP (the “Code Key” button on the old Radio Shack space walkie-talkies)
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[singing] I’D LIKE TO SUP WITH MY BABY TONIGHT, BUT IT’S TOO DARN HOT
WHERE’S THE BEEF
[with parappa music] COOK, COOK THE PATTIES
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CRACK CRACK CRACK THE EGGS INTO THE BOWL!
Man, what a great game. =D I love it! Also your new icon, Ms. T for Toast! Chomp!
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HOT BARBECUE
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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
IT’S A COOKBOOK!
KILL YOU! KILL YOU ALL! DIE! DIE! MAKE YOU SUFFER…
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Ooh, Soylent Green is good.
How about just a BLOODCURDLING HUMAN SCREAM at the temperature of done-ness? 🙂
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or even
KLATUU VERADA NICTU!
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