I want my hippo NOW

So, marm0t discovered this talking grill thermometer and we were discussing what phrases to insert in it when it’s hacked. Top suggestions so far have been:

  • PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I LOVE YOU
  • LAST TIME I GOT THIS HOT I WAS IN YOUR BUTT
  • BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY DETECTED HONK
  • OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
  • I’M MELTING, MELTING, WHAT A WORLD

Any others? 🙂

12 thoughts on “I want my hippo NOW

  1. – THAT AIN’T NO PORK CHOP! IT’S MONKEY MEAT! MONKEY MEAAAAAAAAAT!
    – WANT SOME CANDY, LITTLE BOY?
    -KICK THE CHEF
    [singing] LA DONNA E MOBILE, QUAL PIUM AL VENTO, MUTA ACCENTO, E DI PENSIEROOOOOO
    Ok, maybe that last one only amuses me. But come on, a steak singing Rigoletto is at least unique. =)

    1. we also thought “ROSEBUD…” would be good, and YOU WILL NEED TO DO 4,839 PUSHUPS TO WORK OFF THIS BRISKET. DING.
      I like the operatic idea a lot. Carmina Burana would work well also.

      1. Yeah!
        “Rosebud” would be great! =D Maybe one singing the Armour Hot Dog song for the weenies or something, too. =)

  2. THAT’S NOT PIG…THAT’S HUMAN MEAT! POLICE HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED WITH GPS COORDINATES.
    HOW NOW BURNT COW.
    BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP (the “Code Key” button on the old Radio Shack space walkie-talkies)

  3. [singing] I’D LIKE TO SUP WITH MY BABY TONIGHT, BUT IT’S TOO DARN HOT
    WHERE’S THE BEEF
    [with parappa music] COOK, COOK THE PATTIES

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