Trader Joe’s has the most amazing assortment of Foods That Are Like Heroin Or Crack or Some Other Debilitating Drug To Me. Here is a short list:
- Chili Lemon Pistachio Nuts
- Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels
- Spanish Manchego Cheese
- Super Sweet Corn
- Butternut Squash Ravioli
- Mochi Green Tea Ice Cream
- Crystalline Ginger Cookies
- Comte Gruyere Cheese
- Chocolate Oranges
I stagger out realizing that I just blew $50 and I still need groceries. I need help or at least more of these chili lemon pistachios HLAGHAGLAHGLAGHAGLHAGLAHGAGLHAG
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God love those Mochi green tea balls. Sweet baby jesus.
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Heh. I don’t see the two-buck chuck on that list.
Personally, I’ve never had the stuff, but then again I’ve never had a desire to go fend off yuppies in suburbans, either.
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The two-buck chuck is crap. It’s cooking wine. Somehow a marketing phenom resulted where people believe it’s good, so they drink it.
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I’ve seen the shrinkwrap and the damage done
Bits o’ Brownie
Sesame Thins (inexplicable)
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You can send me the manchego cheese if you feel the need to kick the habit. Or anything else on that list.
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hurrrrrrrrrrr
I am *so* hungry now.
If I can’t find those pistachios here, I’m making some. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
An interesting side note is that the first place I saw peanut butter pretzels was at the dog food shop… I got a bag of them for Una as a treat, and we were all very tempted to eat them ourselves. I wonder which chicken came first?
Have you had chocolate covered orange peel? Blaaaghalaguhalugahualughuaglllluhhhhhh. Oh my.
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i go to trader joe’s specifically for the $2 wine and the fat free brownie mix…living across from irvine ranch market i find all sorts of unusual and yummy things…
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you forgot the Aussie Red Licorice oh my freaking god hurrrrr
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Mmm, gruyere wears the pants in this house.
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