down to lexington 125

Trader Joe’s has the most amazing assortment of Foods That Are Like Heroin Or Crack or Some Other Debilitating Drug To Me. Here is a short list:

  • Chili Lemon Pistachio Nuts
  • Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels
  • Spanish Manchego Cheese
  • Super Sweet Corn
  • Butternut Squash Ravioli
  • Mochi Green Tea Ice Cream
  • Crystalline Ginger Cookies
  • Comte Gruyere Cheese
  • Chocolate Oranges

I stagger out realizing that I just blew $50 and I still need groceries. I need help or at least more of these chili lemon pistachios HLAGHAGLAHGLAGHAGLHAGLAHGAGLHAG

9 thoughts on “down to lexington 125

  1. Heh. I don’t see the two-buck chuck on that list.
    Personally, I’ve never had the stuff, but then again I’ve never had a desire to go fend off yuppies in suburbans, either.

    1. The two-buck chuck is crap. It’s cooking wine. Somehow a marketing phenom resulted where people believe it’s good, so they drink it.

  2. hurrrrrrrrrrr
    I am *so* hungry now.
    If I can’t find those pistachios here, I’m making some. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
    An interesting side note is that the first place I saw peanut butter pretzels was at the dog food shop… I got a bag of them for Una as a treat, and we were all very tempted to eat them ourselves. I wonder which chicken came first?
    Have you had chocolate covered orange peel? Blaaaghalaguhalugahualughuaglllluhhhhhh. Oh my.

  3. i go to trader joe’s specifically for the $2 wine and the fat free brownie mix…living across from irvine ranch market i find all sorts of unusual and yummy things…

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