I like the CNN caption bot:
lou, one other thing i would tell urk the white house announced that the president is >> judy, thank you very much for bringing us up to date, as always.
what you’re having tonight is a lot of traffic by a-10s, anti-tack weapons.
it was flying very quickly, and it had the unmistakable noise of a missile.
i certainly hadn’t heard a missile before.
they told me that’s what they sound like.
let me point out as well, people are sleeping all over the desert.
Somehow the combination of the crazy typos and the fact that their live chatter is so inane is comforting to me.