Am I a bestseller yet?

Headline: “Enron Tax Report like ‘a conspiracy novel’.”

Let’s see…

“Wilfred prised open the desk drawer quietly, observing the 1998 Paper Reduction Act and the Consolidated Accounting Rules for Offshore Operations of Energy Companies as he added columns 38, 41, and 98 and attached appropriate documentation from Schedule 32. The gun was heavy in his pocket.”

I’ll just stuff that in an envelope and send it to the IRS. Soon, it’ll be a movie, too!