So, like, it’s football season, and I, like, work at a sports website.
So, like it’s the playoffs.
So I, like, have to work today. But since it’s an 8 hour work day I work 10-6 although the game doesn’t start until 3:30.
If I stare at the wood grain on my desk long enough it starts to wiggle and stuff. And I see little spider people waving at me!