My life in the bush of goats

groove to the noises of technological disaster!

Today I did the following

  • Ate three eggs scrambled with too much bacon
  • Ate a plate of butternut squash ravioli
  • Smoked one Hoyo de Monterrey Prensado Oscuro
  • Drank mint julep
  • Drank four cups of regular coffee and one large iced latte
  • Ate a peach
  • Drove around aimlessly at high speed (85 mph, 5000 rpm) in my late model Japanese sport luxury coupe
  • Drank lemonade
  • Wrote a perl program for work
  • Did medical things to the cat

I am the very model of a modern middle class consumer. If I hadn’t had all the bacon, the terrorists would already have won.

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