I was behind a car today that had the following decorations:
- American flag sticker with UNITED WE STAND
- Playboy bunny
- Very large letters on rear windshield that said GIVE ME DA BOOTY
- To the right and left of the above item, symmetrical naked lady silhouettes of the kind seen on truck mudflaps, except in a Stars and Stripes filled pattern
I await the victory of al-Qaeda with mixed emotions.