UPDATE!!

WELP FOLKS DIDN’T MAKE IT TO BURNING MAN THIS YEAR SO I WILL BE IN THE INFLATABLE POOL IN THE FRONT YARD ALL WEEK IF ANYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT. AND BY HANGING OUT I MEAN JERKING.

LONG STORY SHORT I’M STILL DRIVING THE NEON, NO IDEA IF I HAVE TO PAY THE DEDUCTIBLE, AND MY EPIGLOTTIS HURTS. SERIOUSLY NOT UNDERSTANDING MY LIFE HERE.

WOULD LIKE TO THANK NETSCAPE FOR MAKING MORE SHITTY SOFTWARE!!1! IT’S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO HAVE MY INSTALL OF OTHER SOFTWARE TRASHED AS I ATTEMPT TO UPGRADE, JOIN THE COOL CLUB, ETC. NOT HAVING AN OPTIMAL MULTIMEDIA/INTERNET EXPERIENCE HERE, WEDGED UNDER THE SINK.

IF ONLY IT COULD ALL BE LIKE POOING.

7 thoughts on “UPDATE!!

  1. HONKING IT
    T SUBSTITUTE I AM ALSO MISSING THE BURNING MAN THIS YEAR HOWEVER ‘SMOLDERING MAN’ A MODERATE SUCCESS IN MY LIVING ROOM. HAVE FOUND ENLIGHTENMENT IN NEW WAYS OF THINKING AND BY ENLIGHTENMENT I MEAN ‘JERKING IT’ AND BY NEW WAYS OF THINKING I MEAN ‘WWW.GIALASHAY.COM’.
    MEANWHILE I USE THE CULMINATION OF 10,000 YEARS OF CIVILIAZTION TO MAKE ITALIAN PLUMBER SQUIRT WATER AT A TOOTHED FLOWER MADE OF PAINT.
    ALSO I CHANGE DIAPERS THROUGH THE INTERNET.

  2. UPDATE!!
    T SUBSTITUTE I WILL BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU BY THE KIDDIE POOL AND BY “HANGING OUT” I MEAN “JERKING OFF” AND BY “WILL” I MEAN “WON’T AND WOULD RATHER BE COWERING IN FEAR IN A FETAL POSITION AT HOME” AND BY “COWERING IN FEAR IN A FETAL POSITION” I MEAN “TRYING TO SUCK MYSELF OFF.”

  3. TSUBSTITUTE I WILL ALSO BE MISSING THE BURNING MAN AND WILL BE WITH YOU AT THE KIDDIE POOL IN SPIRIT IF NOT IN BODY AND BY “NOT IN BODY” I MEAN “NOT SHOWERING, SHAVING, OR EATING CURLED IN A FETAL BALL ON THE COUCH IN THE BLARING HEAT THAT IS MY APARTMENT IN AUGUST FLIPPING CHANNELS AS QUICKLY AS MY FINGER CAN WORK THE REMOTE TO RECREATE THAT OPTIMAL BURNING MAN EXPERIANCE” AND BY “IN SPIRIT” I MEAN “VIVIDLY VISUALIZING PILES OF BURNING HIPPIES” AND BY “VIVIDLY VISUALIZING PILES OF BURNING HIPPIES” I MEAN “JERKIN”.

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