Primates should not be given 2000 pound high-speed metal vehicles. Watching people drive at lunch time today, I saw all kinds of odd ape behavior: intimidation, frustrated leaps, communication via loud honks, and attempts to guard resources from attack. All fine when you’re throwing bananas at each other in Cameroon, not so much at 45 miles per hour on Bundy.
I am attempting to tame my bread machine with help from stimps.
I have nothing further to say except that all night load tests suck and Red Vines are tasty. L’Chaim!