15 responses to “Tuesday’s Children”

  1. nebris

    perfect forever

    Where’s Charles Whitman when you need him?

    ~M~

  2. jpeace

    It’s a toss-up as to which is more unbearable: the verbiage, the font they use, or the experience as a whole.

    My favorite part: Our containers are manufactured in the Netherlands (Europe) and are made from 100% virgin polypropylene, which does not have any known risks and does not contain any phthalates. These containers are safe for microwaving; however, many parents feel uncomfortable using plastics to heat their baby’s food. All of our pomme bébé food can also be safely heated in a separate container.

    Subtext: THE ENTIRE CONCEPT IS AS WHITE AS DRIVEN SNOW. AND YOU. AND YOUR PRETTY-ASS WHITE BABY.

    1. salome_st_john

      WELL THANK GOD THEY SHIPPED THOSE CONTAINERS ALL THE WAY FROM THE NETHERLANDS (EUROPE) BECAUSE I HEAR ALL THOSE CARBON EMISSIONS ARE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE ALL THIS ORGANICAL FOODS!

      BY THE WAY WHERE IS (EUROPE)

      1. jpeace

        The brackets mean it is actually a credit as opposed to a debit, so it’s… Debit Europe. The first Google image search for Debit Europe returns http://www.nikkiincutoffs.com/1.jpg Therefore it involves tits. Mother’s breast. Breast is best.

        I’m beginning to see a mystery behind the madness.

        1. salome_st_john

          my retinas my retinas

  3. handstil

    You see? You SEE? Ugh.

  4. icariancypher

    Conrad, I hereby proclaim you my favorite part of Orange County. Your commentaries and perspective always make me laugh, and always remind me why I left.

    Thanks.

  5. pilarcruz

    Oh thank god I failed that test today.

  6. mcpino

    HONKIES

  7. tuliphead

    mood: cranky

    i fucking hate fucking baby SUVs and the bitches that drive them.

    i hate how the word “organic” has turned into some keyword with zero value meaning “more expensive because it’s better for you, DUH!”

    props to the genius who figured out a new way to separate stupid yuppie moms and their money.

    1. klikitak

      Re: mood: cranky

      ditto, thank you.

      1. pbd

        Re: mood: cranky

        We make our own baby food….well bethya makes the baby food. Its not rocket science…steamer > food processor > freezer. She adds spices to make the stuff taste better…that is the rocket science part I guess.

  8. kasheri

    Friday, Oct. 26th, Costa Mesa: brainflak and I are in the parking lot of the local Ralphs, having just bought pumpkins with The Panda and Boo. A man rides by on a bicycle with a trailer hitched to it. Safely secured to the trailer is an Australian Blue Heeler, punctuating their passage with steady, percussive, joyous barks. I turned to and said, “I think we just saw Bob.” We nearly called out to him, but decided it would be too weird for him to have complete strangers recognize him from a mutual friend’s LiveJournal.

    As for “Pomme Bébé”…I can do nothing but scoff derisively. I fed my kids organic baby food. I made it myself. It was easy and inexpensive. “Virgin polypropylene” from the Netherlands, indeed.

  9. xedrect

    The hat hides the lobotomy scar

    When you’re selling baby food that has a chef, please, please take a more flattering picture of the chef. “Icanonlyeat MASHED foods now!”

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