Benny Hinn Overdrive

From yoscott a most beautiful mashup with televangelist:

If I could put time in a walrus

NO: AN INTRODUCTION: the Exploding Aardvark shares her “NO” tag.
My del.icio.us stuff tagged “NO” has some links in common, because the ‘vark and I share an esthetic of “no.”
And then, there’s my LJ stuff tagged “no.”

I spent most of the day in a shitty state of mind but had a nice long coffee talk with becauseshewas at which dawn_michele unexpectedly showed too. Good blather was had.

Want to know what keeps me hanging on? Chili pepper, that’s what. Specifically, hot sauce made from my own chili paste which in turn was made from chipotles, chiles de arbol, ancho chiles, salt, and vinegar.

Maybe I should take a jar of the stuff to therapy tomorrow and hand it to Carol and say: physician, spice thyself.

I appear to have at least temporarily lost all interest in cars. How’d that happen?

Truly this is the finest rock cover version of all time.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

IT MAY SEEM A BIT DRY AT FIRST BUT HANG IN THERE UNTIL THE SOLO/DRUM BREAK WHEN THEY REALLY START TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITIES INHERENT IN THE SONG AND ADD THEIR OWN INESTIMABLE CREATIVE POWER

I PUT ASCII CATS AND CHOCOLATE-RELATED INSPIRATIONAL SNIPPETS IN MY SIG !!

torgo_x is a superstar and found somewhere in the search cache a file of all the Leisuretown oneliners. This is why he is going to his own personal Heaven, while we strum harps and praise him.

the late 20th century in bitter oneliners