- Don’t drive drunk.
- Don’t drive 150 mph on PCH.
- Particularly, do not drive your $1 million Ferrari Enzo drunk on PCH, although that derives from 1 and 2 above.
- When you are the registered owner of the car which you have crashed drunk at 150 mph, it does not do any good to switch seats and say the driver ran away. This is especially true if you are the registered owner of the vehicle and your blood is all over the airbag.
- Do not be a current or former exec of Gizmondo, even if you have not made any of the above mistakes.