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unfortunate criminal name of the day

Man faces jail time for selling crack

A City of Poughkeepsie man faces a stint in jail for dealing crack in the city last year.

Landocalrissan Butler, 25, of Winnikee Avenue, entered a guilty plea Tuesday in Dutchess County Court to attempted criminal possession of a controlled substance, a felony. Butler told Judge Thomas J. Dolan he had five small bags of crack in his pocket Dec. 22 when police arrested him on Morgan Avenue. He said he intended to sell the drugs.

In exchange for his plea, Butler was promised a sentence of six months in jail and five years on probation. He will also be required to forfeit a cell phone and $432 police said he obtained through illegal drug sales.

Butler remains jailed pending his sentencing, scheduled for April 4.

ah, Craigslist.

From the soon-to-be-deleted http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/89627367.html

As much as I know their customers aren’t very discriminating, any invitation that includes the phrase “I will meet you in the truck at 1:15 a.m.”…

GANG BANG TONIGHT IN BEUNA PARK!!!! – 22
Reply to: anon-89627367@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-08-07, 11:36PM PDT

HOT COUPLE HERE!SHE LOVES CREAM PIES.SO HER IS HOW IT GOES WE ARE IN A HOTEL ROOM AT THE (HOME TOWN INN}OFF OF BEACH BLVD.BETWEEN THE 91 AND LA PALMA. WE ARE MEETING IN THE PARKING LOT WHEN YOU PULL IN GO STRAIGHT BACK YOU WILL SEE A DARK BLUE GMC SEIRRA TRUCK 2004 WITH 20 ” RIMS PARK AND WAIT THE MEETING TIME IS 1:00AM THERE WILL BE A 25 DOLLER DONATION TO GET IN I WILL MEET YOU AT THE TRUCK AT 1:15AM AND BRING YOU UP!DONT BE LATE!WHEN THAT DOOR CLOSES ITS ON!!!