Apparently a “show of force” on the OCTA buses includes harassing people for noncrimes and then questioning their immigration status after harassing them for said noncrimes.

Hey I have a great idea for the OC Sheriffs. Instead of citing Canadians for listening to their iPods on the bus, which is not a crime, why not try cleaning up the various unincorporated areas of the county which are stuffed with freaked out Nazi skinheads using and selling meth? I really doubt the Canadian tourist grooving to String Cheese Incident on the 53 line is going to shiv me out of sheer joie di vivre, and the skinheads creep me out. Thanks.

I feel more like Malvolio

This one is flying around myspace, etc. You put in your name in a quoted string followed by “looks like” and see what Google says. My first result:

“On the surface, Conrad looks like a cute kid — like Opie from Mayberry.”

Even better, it’s from this news story: I assaulted someone with a knife

or maybe some paracetamol

Don’t mess with Icelandic women: On October 24 1975, 90% of Iceland’s women refused to work, cook or look after children.
Don’t mess with Japanese guys: A Japanese man was so enraged by an acquaintance’s failure to address him with an honorific that he stabbed the man to death with an umbrella.. It was the second killing with an umbrella in Japan in less than a month.
Neurofeedback techniques are being used with music now too.

Tag: stabby

guys, we have METH DEALERS in this county

I feel more like Malvolio

or maybe some paracetamol