The Afghan mujahedin CIA operative-owned IHOP on 17th Street in Costa Mesa has big news. They are leaving the IHOP family to be free! With luck, they will not need any Stinger missiles to do so.
However, they do need to rename the place, and they’re having a contest to do so.
Ready… set… GO!
From: “The Hospitality Talent Network”
Date: August 31, 2006 10:37:44 AM PDT
Subject: Sausage Maker positions are available
The HospitalityTalent Network has Sausage Maker positions posted by Hills Foods Ltd on our network of job boards.
If you would like additional information on these career opportunities (at no cost or obligation), please go to the following links…
Please consider the following jokes to have been made:
Sausage making/politics/State Legislature joke
Sausage Party joke