Starfunders, Inc.

trent

Hi. Trent Reznor here. You may remember me from such bands as “Nine Inch Nails”. I’m here to talk to you about retirement options. You know, when I wrote my hit song “Down In It”, I had no idea how much application those ideas would have to financial planning.

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That’s why I’m talking to you today. Ask yourself: If you were “Hurt” tomorrow, would you have enough insurance? Really enough?

Laws of Nature: Stimps’ Law of Ice Cream

This law states simply that all ice cream names could also describe bad dumps. The latest ad poster from Carvel next to D’s proves this law once again. Carvel can’t seem to get a product name that doesn’t make me clutch my stomach. Fudgy the Whale? Fruit Fizzlers? Sundae Dashers? Hlrhgalgbag

The Brown Bonnet

To make you feel better about life, here’s a picture of my cat being cute.

Pouss Reclines

Anna-Lise de Texte

  1. Those Starbucks Doubleshot iced coffee things taste like the milk at the bottom of a bowl of Cheerios.
  2. Here is a gallery of vintage children’s books. miss_education and others with coulrophobia urged to skip it.
  3. Three word phrases that go together: Grim Meathook Future and One-Rupee Suicide.
  4. To lighten the mood a bit from that, here: WFMU presents way too many variations on “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha”.
  5. The Army finds that anthrax is a lot cheaper if you buy it in bulk.
  6. The user Agnieskza on Flickr posts a lot of good photos. Quite a few of them are of her looking cute, but the others are pretty sweet too. Example below: