Not just another Newport coke bust in a fancy hotel. This one has OUTSIDER CRYOGENICS!
Cocaine Investigation Turns Up Body Packed In Dry Ice
NEWPORT BEACH – An investigation into cocaine sales led Newport Beach police to a four-diamond hotel where they found a woman’s body packed in dry ice, authorities said Friday.
Not just a funny name, a really horrible health record!
The 2005 average income in my zip code was $258,733.14.
Oh the hell with that, time to start stealing from the neighbors. There’s no way they’ll notice.
Not everyone in Orange County is a medieval bigot.
In particular the Wyndham Hotel just busted a stereotype. Not only do they welcome gay commitment ceremonies, they’re offering a 50% off to 50 couples deal.
Now I know which fancy hotel chain to prefer.
AMOEBA
AMOEBA
AMOEBAAAAA
(AMOEBA!)
The Orange County Weekly has the best comment on the Mike Carona Indictment Fest, in the form of a photo: http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/crime-sex/oc-sheriff-carona-indicted-for/
Carona probably would have got away with lots more graft, incompetence, and poorly chosen drinking buddies if he hadn’t tried to help out an old buddy with a small case of videotaped underage gang rape. People get fussy.
Their Sheriff Carona Corruption Archive and Haidl Rape Case Archive are worth a browse for fans of Chandleresque corruption.
I hope the new regime at the Weekly doesn’t muzzle or drive out Moxley. Without him there wouldn’t be investigative journalism of any use in this county.
The Orange County Register has apparently hired Jean Teasdale to write their nightlife reviews. In this case it’s a real win because the article is about my “favorite” restaurant:
Maybe I’m not hip enough to be at Chronic Cantina. I’ll just throw that out there right now.
I may be the only person that’s gone there not knowing why they call it the Chronic Cantina. Did the section of the menu titled “Munchies” tip me off? No. Did the food with names like “Fatty Tacos” and “Pack Your Tostada Salad Bowl” give me a hint? No.
It was only when I took a look at the drink list and saw the 4:20 Brownie Shot that I got what Chronic Cantina is alluding to.
Caption of the day and/or News QOTD of the day from the Orange County Register:
“Craig Gross, founder of XXX Church.com, next to a stack of “Jesus loves a porn star” Bibles that his staff handed out at the AVN Adult Expo in Los Vegas in January. This weekend, Gross is coming to Huntington Beach for one of the organization’s signature events: Porn and Pancakes.”
At least they have pancakes.
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