He also wore highwater pants or bad shorts constantly.

jeffy

Today I ended up at the Wikipedia page for “The Seduction Community,”. I recommend it; it’s an ever-flowing fount of hilarity.

I got there via the page for Ross Jeffries, Speed Seduction Guru and possible model for Tom Cruise’s character in Magnolia.

Jeffries was hanging around UCLA when I was a student there. He was the constant gadfly/attention seeker/twat at EVERY political or musical event. As soon as you saw that guy you knew something lame would happen. One of the best moments of my time there was when one of my friends in the dadaist organization called the Perfect Students Union threw a pig snout at him.

They were giving out pig snouts on Bruin Walk as part of their campaign for student body president.

They gave one to Leonard, the singer from the Dickies, as he was performing at the noon concert that day, and he had it in one hand while he had Stewart, his penis puppet, in the other as he sang “If Stewart Could Talk.”

You know, I Leonard has to get a lot more of whatever kind of sex he wants than Jeffries does.

When I saw the Speed Seduction guy on TV for the first time, I was shocked silent. The possibility of That Guy getting laid at all, much less writing a howto book on the subject, could not be considered. My guess is that he pays for it and needed to write the books to cover his expenses at whatever version of the Emperor’s Club he patronizes.

In other news, guys are all 12

Start over

T NASA BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE WACKY ASIAN DRIVERS? (FUNNY EYES)

From: snglist@snglist.msfc.nasa.gov
Subject: Women Drivers on Mars
Date: March 12, 2008 11:20:42 AM PDT
To: snglist@snglist.msfc.nasa.gov

NASA Science News for March 12, 2008
To celebrate Women’s History Month, an all-female team of scientists and engineers has taken control of Mars rover Spirit. Is Mars exploration different with women calling the shots? Find out in today’s story from Science@NASA.

FULL STORY at

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2008/12mar_spiritday.htm?list80209

This is a very confusing luau

The continuing coverage of the coke freak living at the fancy hotel with his dead girlfriend packed in dry ice today spat out this gem:

“Jose Suntes, co-owner of ABC Ice House in Laguna Niguel, said a significant amount of the product would be needed to keep a body frozen. A caterer throwing a luau would typically use 20 pounds of dry ice each day to keep a 120-pound pig frozen, Suntes said.”

http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1996918.php

Correction of the year so far

“During our February 8th broadcast, the hosts of this program mistakenly stated that financier George Soros ‘cheerfully’ and ‘willingly’ went to work for the Nazis after his native Hungary was occupied during World War II, when Mr. Soros was 13 years old. The hosts also mistakenly stated that Mr. Soros ‘ran around Hungary with Nazi officials, serving eviction notices to people who were going to be shipped out on the death trains,’ and that he did so ‘to further his own career.’ These statements are not accurate, and KSFO regrets that they were broadcast.”

Carlson’s being let go also, but I’m sure he’ll just slide into another gig. Maybe they’ll make him take off the bowtie?

Tucker Carlson, Melanie Morgan Get Walking Papers