I am at Kéan Coffee and there is a guy here in his late twenties who looks like John Cusack, is wearing a Suede t-shirt, and has no wedding ring.
smells like…
The Isadora Duncan Ladies’ Motorbiking Club is in Session
JE VAIS A LA GLOIRE! From the Register today:
SANTA ANA – A 19-year-old woman’s scarf wrapped around her motorcycle’s back wheel and pulled her off the bike this morning on the Costa Mesa (55) Freeway near Santa Clara Avenue, authorities said.
The motorcycle continued down the freeway until it eventually fell over, police said.
The California Highway Patrol responded to the 7:39 a.m. accident and said the woman, whose name was not released, suffered a broken arm and some scrapes and bruises.
That’s the wrong way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll.
- Kids! Have fun killing your pain and fever when you mix it up with new Do It Yourself Tylenol™ Flavors! I wonder when the first drunk will mix five of these with vodka and die.
- Let’s all simulate really crappy weather with the National Weather Service’s HOT SEAT weather emergency thingy!
- Football? Foucault? Football Foucault? FOUCAULT FOOTBALL!
- Those good old boys were singin’ Go USA the day the lawns weren’t mowed.
- In our country, trapped coal miners don’t get working emergency oxygen packs. In Australia, they get iPods!
- SUP I’M A SHEEP is one of many fine pictures from Chris Doane.
why LJ blew up the other day
someone else decided to make their problem into Six Apart’s problem:
http://q.queso.com/archives/001917
I propose that anyone who wants to start a “Computer Security Company” be forced to have one pinky hacked off. The first time they lie, cheat, or steal for “Security” reasons they lose the other one. We’ll progress from there.
This is all hoyvenmayven’s fault

Lord, let this clown pass from me.

The Two Subcultures Rule still holds. The ‘Vark passed on a community of Evangelical Christian Insane Clown Posse Fans and their associated Universal Life Church Congregation at MSN Groups.
Exceptionally strong minds may be able to confront the poetry.
What’s Mandarin for “The O.C.”?
This appears to be a housing development somewhere in China that attempts to be Orange County, California.
Edit: Yup, it’s just that: http://www.quartzcity.net/blog/archives/2003/02/06/orange_county_china.html
http://www.orangecounty.com.cn/load.html
Come back! those are prescription pants!
I am a man of mystery, a man of secrets. I was born on the misty shores of North haverbrock. I learned the art of off shore fishing. I learned it well. Like the cat, I am a man of voloptutious delights. I enjoy a good book under a fire light or dancing in the full moon in my magical thong letting the powers of nature work their magic through me for I am merely a conduit. Is my story true? No, but it creates an interesting image. I do enjoy a good read though. Fantasy is, as you might imagine from my fanciful name, my balliwick. I like music of all kinds but in particular I do enjoy the mystical heavy metal musings of Dio and the magical offerings of Blind Guardian and their power metal ilk. Other than that there is not much more to say.
Email we were happy to receive: SR in LA!
From: Savage Republic
Date: May 2, 2006 7:03 PM
Subject: LA show just confirmed
Savage Republic will be playing our only headlining LA appearance in 2006 on Saturday, June 3rd at LA’s newest club, Safari Sams! We are proud to welcome very special guests and longtime friends, WCKR SPGT (www.wckrspgt.com) There will be another opening band announced very soon.
We will be fresh back from peddling our wares in Greece and should have some suprises in store!
Please check http://www.safari-sams.com for more info and how to purchase your advanced tickets.

