IN 15 HOURS I WILL ENVELOP 44 BOOTIS
THAT IS ALL
IN 15 HOURS I WILL ENVELOP 44 BOOTIS
THAT IS ALL

The gold standard for executive authority in this world is clear. If you’re the top guy, you get guarded by the U.S. Secret Service. This is the only explanation I can find for this picture. Here’s the leader of Hezbollah, fanatical turbanist group. He’s in full Iranian-style mullah/politician getup, but his guards look like Jean Reno Eurotrash versions of Dubbya’s heavies, all the way down to the dark glasses and the expensive suits.
The effect for me is more Bad Hip-Hop Video than Imposing World Leader, but I bet it plays well back home.
Bet you’d live here if you could and be one of us.
Continue reading “This town is our town, this town is so glamorous.”
hotelsamurai pointed me to this Wired News story which has interesting implications.
These researchers have invented a scheme for finding interesting images. Computers aren’t so great at it yet, but humans are. In fact, we’re so good at it that we recognize important images before we consciously know it, and this recognition can be measured by EEG. In their setup, a human watches images go by, and the ones that register on the EEG as “of interest” are set aside to be looked at more carefully. In short, it’s brain-aided image triage.
Given the current sources of funding for research, the examples given are surveillance camera shots, and the T-word has to be mentioned. This makes the whole project stink of 21st century panopticon. But that’s not the important part.
Using a human as a coprocessor, literally as a brain rather than as a person, is new. I imagine it doesn’t matter too much which brain you use, aside from some that are very good or very bad at recognizing images. It’s also likely that this isn’t fun “work.” Just looking at rapidly changing images for a long time is tiring, and if you aren’t able to do anything else but sit in the chair and let your unconscious processes do something, the boredom would be awful. From my own experience doing EEG biofeedback, the side effects of directly EEG-linked activity can be very unpleasant and unpredictable. I doubt anyone knows yet what the effect would be of long-term work as a rent-a-brain.
A Philip K. Dick dystopia looms, in which “braining” is something the poor do, like plasma donation or prostitution. Maybe it fucks you up pretty bad, but the Wal-Mart hasn’t been hiring in a while and you need cash. Too bad about the week-long psychoses a person gets after doing the hookups for a couple of weeks of 12-hour days…
QLINK IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!
For those who don’t know the history, America Online began as a dialup online service for owners of the Commodore 64 home computer. It was called QLink and was owned by Quantum Communications, which remained as the name of the company well into the AOL era.
Now we just need a revived PC-Link for all those Tandy customers.
Attention former AOLers and the lazyweb:
I’m trying to find Guide ET / Etet / etrose from the old days. My last contacts with her were about 1996, which is about when the addresses I have drop off Usenet etc.
If you’re her, or if you’ve seen her, let me know!
ignatz
Generalissimo Francisco Franco Syd Barrett is still dead.