Dear changeng:

Please explain:

1. Your bunny.
2. Why the bunny slowly gyrates some times but not other times.
3. Why the bunny’s crotch is mic’d.
4. What the bunny maintenance procedure is that you’re performing above.
5. Why the bunny performed only during a Doors song.

Thanks in advance,

Your terrified audience, substitute

P.S. I know you say you haven’t read it, but I keep thinking about Leisuretown