Dear LazyMailWeb: Why does Yahoo hate freedom?

Is there any way of getting off Yahoo’s email greylist? In the last year all mail from my domain has been delivered at their leisure or maybe never with a 421 Deferred bounce that points to http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/mail/defer/defer-06.html

When I try to make use of that page, it send me to a nonexistent url that rewrites to their consumer Yahoo! mail help page. Some searching about on the web reveals that they “deprioritize” people who aren’t either big well-known ISPs or dialup, and that there’s no way to get off this list that anyone can find; it’s Kafka’s castle.

I’ve never relayed spam. Can I assume that they just don’t know or care what the difference is between joe-job bounces and spamming? It looks from what I see like if you get on that list, it’s just over for you.

The situation is made even more “wonderful” because some friends of mine don’t have explicit Yahoo! email but rather have business email done through them, so that I can’t even tell which email addresses aren’t going to work properly.

no.

By my count I have been told five (5) separate, distinct, unique, and totally obvious lies today, each by someone who only did so to avoid a small piece of work or thought.

I am now going to force my head through a three-inch-thick plate of cast iron and it’s gonna feel gooooooooooooood.

my phone died

Dunno when it will be back. Just called their support line.

The voice told me to enter my number, and I did.

The voice then asked me whether I had a lost phone, or had a phone insurance situation, or had a dead phone. I chose dead phone.

The voice then spoke to me at length about monitoring of the call for customer service, the possible necessity repeating my phone number, and the soon to be achieved help as soon as I was transferred.

Another voice then intervened and explained the hours of the service and the time zone thereof. And then it hung up.

THANKS!!!

Here is your Homeland Security Competence Update:

“Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station, the nation’s largest nuclear power plant, where security officials detained a contract worker with a small pipe bomb in the back of his pickup truck on 02 November 2007. The Department of Homeland Security said there was no known terrorism link to the incident at the plant west of Phoenix, Arizona. The worker, Roger William Hurd, told investigators he didn’t know how the bomb got in his truck and was released”

WAT

From a wire service photo caption. I just.