ortho_bob has the definitive final word on that silly privilege “meme.”
Welcome our new…
Every time I see a story on Obama in Iowa, especially with people trying to find 50 ways of not saying “he’s BLACK!” I just segue into Blazing Saddles.
Sometimes pop culture is just THERE for you, you know?
FUZZ! The Musical!
God I love this thing. Courtesy zebulon_y
Iwo Jima, 2008
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM WERNER HERZOG
This is Nick’s fault.
weekend update
I do not participate in Listmas nor do I like New Year’s resolutions. Aren’t you glad?
I had a lovely dinner with sooz tonight at Lakshmi and I am now full of chickpeas, spinach, rice, naan, daal, and assorted delicacies. A good two hours eating, talking, and agreeing about things!
Today’s happy discovery is that the wretched shoulder pain can now be totally knocked out temporarily with a cold pack, so I will be able to get to sleep at night. Before I tried this again my options were Aleve (didn’t work), Vicodin (made me ill), and insomnia (blows). Whew!
I plan to spend New Year’s eve at home, and toast the cat at midnight with some sham-pagne.
General statements of minor grumpery
- Don’t try to use the heart symbol in anything on the internet, ever ever ever. You instead will get a pipe: |. Also, you’re trying to use a heart symbol. Just stop!
- That thing that ships your twitter to LJ is pointless and a mild annoyance.
- Sentences beginning with “Check out…” are forbidden.
- When you say ‘Muah!” to indicate an air kiss, you make others sad and tired.
- If you’re reading this, you’re rich. This may seem surprising, but it’s true.
Because he can’t, he won’t, and he don’t stop
The latest caper from Mike Carona’s corruption trial is good. He’s being offered free legal services by a couple of high-powered defense attorneys who have helped such upstanding citizens as Ollie North, Scooter Libby, and Chinese spies.
Good call on the choice of lawyers, but not such a good call on the free services. According to the complaint from our local spending watchdog, that’s only permissible when you’re being charged with election violations, not regular corruption. Limit on donations should be $395.
These two Mafia white collar attorneys claim they’re doing this because it “interests them.”
Of course the voice of this latest plot is our local political fixer and hit man Mike Schroeder, who says it’s just twaddle to say that volunteer time is a financial donation.
Why I like the Village Hat Shop
Dear Customer:
I cannot write an email suggesting that you purchase a hat. Chances are, you do not need another hat. If you have opted into this email newsletter, it is likely that you have recently bought a hat for your one and only head. (If so, we hope that hat is serving you well.) In fact, you probably don’t need any more stuff right now. So, I suggest that you take a walk in your neighborhood instead. Identify a plant that’s new to you, or watch the birds, smile at your neighbor, or pet a dog – but take a moratorium on consumption.
Eighty percent of the traffic that comes to VillageHatShop.com is new i.e. first-time visitors. This is no surprise, as we aren’t selling a product that needs to be replenished on a routine basis. When you return from your walk, if you have a moment, I am asking a favor. We now have a Product Review option at our site. Please find your hat’s product page at VillageHatShop.com, click the Product Review link, and submit a review. The more we learn about how our hats are functioning – on heads, not on shelves – the better we can serve our customers. The new visitors to our site will appreciate it also.
Thanks … and Happy New Year!
Fred Belinsky &
The Gang at The Village Hat Shop
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From E.B. White, 1952
I post or at least read this every year.
From this high midtown hall, undecked with boughs, unfortified with mistletoe, we send forth our tinselled greetings as of old, to friends, to readers, to strangers of many conditions in many places. Merry Christmas to uncertified accountants, to tellers who have made a mistake in addition, to girls who have made a mistake in judgment, to grounded airline passengers, and to all those who can’t eat clams! We greet with particular warmth people who wake and smell smoke. To captains of river boats on snowy mornings we send an answering toot at this holiday time. Merry Christmas to intellectuals and other despised minorities! Merry Christmas to the musicians of Muzak and men whose shoes don’t fit! Greetings of the season to unemployed actors and the blacklisted everywhere who suffer for sins uncommitted; a holly thorn in the thumb of compilers of lists! Greetings to wives who can’t find their glasses and to poets who can’t find their rhymes! Merry Christmas to the unloved, the misunderstood, the overweight. Joy to the authors of books whose titles begin with the word “How” (as though they knew!). Greetings to people with a ringing in their ears; greetings to growers of gourds, to shearers of sheep, and to makers of change in the lonely underground booths! Merry Christmas to old men asleep in libraries! Merry Christmas to people who can’t stay in the same room with a cat! We greet, too, the boarders in boarding houses on 25 December, the duennas in Central Park in fair weather and foul, and young lovers who got nothing in the mail. Merry Christmas to people who plant trees in city streets; merry Christmas to people who save prairie chickens from extinction! Greetings of a purely mechanical sort to machines that think–plus a sprig of artificial holly. Joyous Yule to Cadillac owners whose conduct is unworthy of their car! Merry Christmas to the defeated, the forgotten, the inept; joy to all dandiprats and bunglers! We send, most particularly and most hopefully, our greetings and our prayers to soldiers and guardsmen on land and sea and in the air–the young men doing the hardest things at the hardest time of life. To all such, Merry Christmas, blessings, and good luck! We greet the Secretaries-designate, the President-elect; Merry Christmas to our new leaders, peace on earth, good will, and good management! Merry Christmas to couples unhappy in doorways! Merry Christmas to all who think they are in love but aren’t sure! Greetings to people waiting for trains that will take them in the wrong direction, to people doing up a bundle and the string is too short, to children with sleds and no snow! We greet ministers who can’t think of a moral, gagmen who can’t think of a joke. Greetings, too, to the inhabitants of other planets; see you soon! And last, we greet all skaters on small natural ponds at the edge of woods toward the end of afternoon. Merry Christmas, skaters! Ring, steel! Grow red, sky! Die down, wind! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good morrow!
Merry Christmas back to you, E.B. Some of those points sadly must be made again, but the good things are here too.
