If you’ve protected your friend’s rapist son while you’re sheriff, given out guns to all your buddies, and got yourself indicted for corruption charges involving the same rapist’s dad, there’s nothing like a new tape showing you n-wording. Because that’s what we want in a Sheriff:

The tapes, between Carona and former political confidante Donald Haidl, reveal Carona casually using the n-word, dropping several f-bombs, talking about his sexual conquests and making sexual remarks about other women.

I mean, we’re bigots here, but you aren’t supposed to SAY IT LIKE THAT.

“You’re right, I’ve had a life that’s been absolutely blessed,” he tells Haidl. “I’ve met millionaires, billionaires, I’ve traveled on personal airplanes, and I never shook anybody down for any s***, so. … Not that I haven’t, you know, drank some great wine, and had great booze and … got some, you know, phenomenal (sex) along the way…”