Rank the following Authors in order, from couldn’t live without to couldn’t care less. To add value to this process, you must also add one author to the list, and remove one author from the list, before passing the list on (including these instructions).
I removed Anne Rice and added Joseph Conrad.
Joseph Conrad
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jonathan Swift
William Shakespeare
Robert Heinlein
Neal Gaimon
Charlotte Bronte
William Gibson
Neal Stephonson
Don Delillo
I want rocket shoes!
In case anyone has forgotten why office jobs suck, friendly_bandit is here to remind us.
If someone asked me to “go the extra smile” at work I’d probably EAT HIS FUCKIN’ EYES.
Guy #1 was classic bro dude, angry white male with apologetic-looking woman. Guy #2 was tired, probably drunk old man.
Edit: fixed image links. Thanks, tuliphead!
A hearty welcome to Nick, a regular at the coffeehouse who knows a lot about 70s rock and really bad movies, and has met at least as many crazy people as I have. D’s people will know who he is.
With bruisedhips, kennfusion, foo2rama, and Nick who seems not to want an LJ. Dammit Nick, I’ll give you a code.
Anyway we talked about: famous interesting people, books, movies, religion, and the incredibly slow and annoying service at the coffee house.
They appear to be trying out some type of psychological experiment or performance art in which coffee is delayed in bizarre and inexplicable ways in order to test our reactions.
Kenn, maybe everyone but you has “I was electrocuted” stories, but I’m the one without “I was arrested” stories myself. How I avoided that, I dunno.
Maybe the next round should be “Bad reactions to psychotropic medications”. That’s always good for a laff riot.
Conversing with eyeteeth later, we decided that a good Quiz/LJ Virus question would be:
When you’re a ghost, what will you constantly be doing, and what will be needed to put you to rest?
My answer is: I’ll be racking a server and putting a boot CD in it and then cursing horribly. Only when you find the Server That Wouldn’t Keep Running and fix it can I sleep happily in my grave. What’s yours?
I swear, they’re the evil company in a James Bond movie. This time they’ve invented a “consumer advocate” who is their shill: http://www.dontspyon.us/stempler.html has the scoop (via BoingBoing).
I like just saying “Trilegiant”.
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