sexy, compatible, behind a cut

Captain Haddock’s Swearing!

http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/102303/met_jarvis.shtml

But he’s not seeing the Sun any time soon.

It still freaks me out tremendously that I met someone who did something that horrible. Also. Dude. Lose the Hitler mustache when on trial for murder.

Also. GASOLINE-FILLED CONDOMS?

Looks like he wants to go find the “real killers”, too!

http://www.petapotty.com/

http://www.almanac.com/weathercenter/pigspleen.html

I am now going back to bed

Seriously moving to the South of France to raise goats and/or play jazz piano all night. Who’s with me?

Wine & piano on me, you bring the goats and the joie de vivre.

NO.

and in fact

OH GOD NO NO NO KARAOKE??

Elliott Smith and the cult of suicide, today on Content Goes Here.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/03-10/17.shtml#story3

Some people need to get over their rock ‘n’ roll already. Especially their 80s rock ‘n’ roll. Owwwwww

I know you all wanted to know, and it’s at http://www.contentgoeshere.com/

“This is the saddest story I have ever heard”.

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

“This is not an ordinary cookbook.”

“Call me Ishmael.”

What are yours?