Here you can discuss your favourite hobbits and the actors who play them in the New Line films (specifically in relation to BDSM please!), share your kinky hobbit stories and fantasies, speculate on their BDSM aptability… and anything else you can dream up!

We’ll be having weekly fic challenges as well. This community is queer-friendly! Slash is welcome, but don’t forget there’s LOTS of slash out there, so let’s get some het and mixed as well! Real Person Fic is also welcome, as is fantasy fic. Stories can be rated all the way up to NC-17, or XXXXXXXX, just indicate its rating and post the whole story in one of those lj-cut doowhackys.

Is Tristan Farnon running the universe lately?

I love this person’s cartoon.

The burp and the monster teeth make it.

http://www.fypl.info/

Ladies, don’t be shy. This man knows what he wants, and he’s not afraid to put his “heart” on his sleeve to get it!

“Conrad, let us know what’s going on in your life, since you don’t seem to have time to simply go to a web page and join FREE so we can help you build a business.”

C’mere, Larry. Let me show you what’s going on my my life. RIGHT NOW FOR EXAMPLE I AM REPEATEDLY AND RHYTHMICALLY SLAMMING YOUR HEAD AS HARD AS I CAN ON THIS ORNAMENTAL MARBLE INLAID COFFEE TABLE. NOTE THE ITALIAN WORKMANSHIP AND THE SPREADING POOL OF BLOOD (YOURS).

I should share with Larry, but I’m shy like that.

Once, Southerners worshipped Jesus Christ, who was a good and kind man. They saw him in their pudding, in the rust on the screen door, and in the clouds. And all was well. Then, they worshipped Elvis, who was a good but troubled man. They saw him in the soup, driving by in a truck, and in the patterns of oil in puddles. And all is well.

Now they worship an asshole NASCAR driver who was mainly known for forcing others out of the way. All is not well. However, if your animal has a “3” on it, sell tickets.

These brave fellows have the guts to tell it like it is. Those nannyish “scientists” and “doctors” with their “longitudinal studies” don’t know what every good American knows.

That Nanny Culture was about to stop me from having my seventh delicious Big Mac™ of the day!

This announcement was brought to you by Philip Morris, ADM, Cargill, and other down-to-earth, right-thinking Americans who can see through that flim-flam of “morbidity and mortality statistics” and “actuarial tables” and keep meddling bureaucrats from scaring you away from what’s really important in life.

Also, what’s up with those fussy old grandmas at M.A.D.D.? Lowering that B.A.C. level just criminalizes more of us as so-called “drunk drivers”!

NO. no. NO. NOOO. NO. NO!!!