When we talk about “Bro’s and Ho’s” or “those horrible mortgage broker guys and their girlfriends” or “shiny shirts and big watches”, we mean
these people.
The visual is important.
I can hardly wait for the big mortgage crash when that guy has to hand me the fries at Wendy’s. NO, THEY’RE NOT CRISP ENOUGH. I WANT CRISP FRIES FOR MY $1.08. FETCH SOME.
Edit: do_not_lick found something even worse:
http://crashthesoldier.yafro.com/photo/271762
Don’t these guys look like charmers? I’m so glad to be a civilian.
She’s playing Sunday at the Smell, and Monday the 17th at Koo’s.
Who wanna go?
http://www.krecs.com/Mirah/mirah_new.html has stuff about her and links to mp3’s if you dunno who she be
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Dinner at Pescadou. For me: onion soup, duck breast, tarte tatin. For mom: frog legs, bouillabaisse, crème brulée. Bottle of cabernet franc. Very nice dinner, and not too much money for what it is. Also not too much food, which is a relief with restaurants, since I hate to waste, hate doggy bags, and don’t want to die.
Mother’s Day is a lame ass Hallmark holiday but it’s okay with me, since mine is alive and I get along with her well. My good wishes go out to those of you who don’t have that and are being hosed down with unwanted emotion by greedy assholes. Father’s day has sucked for me since 1993.
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Courtesy the always useful Need to Know, we have the Random Times, a fine way to get your Dada on.
The find tonight at the supermarket was in the sandwich meat section of the deli:
Honey Ham and Water Product
I know ham usually says on it “water added”. But how much water do you have to force into the stuff to make it a “ham and water product”?
Not only did it make me want to go ultra-super-extreme-vegan, it made me want to go lie down and think about an empty blue sky for a while. Blrrgggh.
This stuff may have “incidental contact” with your food. But don’t worry. It’s clear.
He said “you’ll be unhappy like this until you find your next unhappiness” and that’s pretty much the case, I guess. She was hanging around with bottom feeders and it all went as expected. They can eat concrete! The guy treats graduate school like rehab, and he’s never finished either. You live in Yucca Valley and get your hair done there, don’t you! So do I!
He got down and hard into the paint so hard I thought he was going to mount the canvas and screw it. A serious guy like that, he’ll have an old medium format camera. First thing I said, first thing I always say, is check the price of gold. There’s no way he would admit a thing like that on television. Look, assume they’re all lying and work from there.
There’s no accounting for that behavior but he had the senior VP on his back and this account is vital, vital. If we can push back on it a little and see where it lands? I know that process is painful but there are procedures here and we have to work through that system whether we want to or not. I can’t tell whether it’s a product or a service, so how do I know if I want to buy it?
Everything outside of the actual recording studio in his life is a total fucking disaster. I’d come home at night and her dad would be sitting there with a tumbler full of room temperature vodka and the big plastic jug of it next to him, just drinking himself to death in silence. She married him and he died two weeks later; it’s what they wanted. He wanted a cheeseburger and he wasn’t going anywhere, so we got him one.
They wrote my favorite song, but I guess I was the only one.
We can’t cut through that bullshit, you know. That’s hardwired into us.
What the hell am I going to do with all these eggs? I ask you.
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