I’m stealing this one because it allows me to get my snob on:

Name a CD you own that no-one else on your friends list does:
André Popp and his Orchestra, Delirium in Hi-Fi

Name a book you own that no-one else on your friends list does:
V. Stefansson, The Friendly Arctic

Name a movie you own on DVD/VHS/whatever that no-one else on your friends list does:
Metallica Drummer in which a young man in his bedroom plays along with the band.

Name a place that you have visited that no-one else on your friends list has:
Conques, France

Of course I’m taking some risks of being outsnobbed, here.

Subject: re: Credit card processing, merchant services (gayer)

This is a “job”: http://jobsearch.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=24681561

Vintage Y2K Personals

“Seeking Y2K Compliant Woman in MI…”

“Objectivist seeks fellow survivalists”

ISO Sister wife ( not mormon ) AZ Small Farm

etc etc

All I heard is she got t-boned and she’s ouchy. Any updates?

Trade you some black tar heroin for your apple!

I’m almost speechless.

There’s at least a Panic Bed for you!

Aiiiiiiigh.

I received today an email from our “IT Training Group” advertising the opportunities to improve our skills. The classes included Windows XP, Word, PowerPoint, and finding your ass with both hands.

The email was sent without a subject line and to a carefully typed-out list of all employees rather than to the “all office” mail alias. I think someone needs to take Intermediate Outlook, pronto.

In other important news: You can now buy a Belle and Sebastian trucker hat; Ted Williams’ family are fighting over his frozen corpse; Nick Nolte has a blog; and Playboy Magazine is instructing people on how to have sex in a Mini.

You can hardly hear the guns over all this din. Six guys just got whacked by a bomb somewhere in Iraq.