Category: Uncategorized
The new Bret Easton Ellis is here! The new Bret Easton Ellis is here!
One of the worst things about substance abuse is unsafe dancing. But who the hell put the dance floor next to the volcano in the first place? It’s not even near the bar, and people keep knocking over the safety cones.
And go get someone else to connect the intertwining strands. These people are incompetent.
Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-25-2009
-
Mike from Kean is going to the Western Regional Barista competition!
-
A Sarah Palin supporter has suffered buyer’s remorse after winning an eBay auction for an effigy that was hung by a noose from a West Hollywood home.
-
It’s not too hard to change electronic road signs.
-
Art made by photographing painted hands. Really well-painted hands.
And this just in from the Messed-Up Dead Things Desk
mendel : This is neat but morbid:
mendel : There is a cemetery in WA which has a bell: http://flickr.com/photos/travels_of_a_taphophile/494278720/in/photostream/
mendel : Inside the bell this person found a jar: http://flickr.com/photos/travels_of_a_taphophile/494279440/in/photostream/
mendel : Which was stuck on with magnets and uhm well http://flickr.com/photos/travels_of_a_taphophile/494279180/in/photostream/
(I also hope that every time they get a "customer" at the cemetery they ring the bell, like when they make a sale at a car dealership. –Ed.)
Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-24-2009
-
Great songwriter who fell into an abyss at the beginning of the 90s. So glad to find him again.
Complaint (trivial)
Attention to the following groups of people:
- Bar owners
- Movie screencap posters
- Homeowners with new large televisions
- Video website owners
- Video uploaders to said sites
- Home video enthusiasts
WILL YOU LEARN WHAT AN ASPECT RATIO IS ALREADY
I mean if you want to spend four figures on a piece of equipment and misuse it it’s your deal but I have to look at this one. Stretching everything so it reaches the edge of the screen is not the same as making it look good. And why the fuck would you want to post a screencap online of your favorite movie with everyone looking like they’re in a God-damned funhouse?
DO YOU EVEN HAVE EYEBALLS IN YOUR SKULL THAT FUNCTION AS EYES
Okay whew. None of this is important. But somehow lately the unimportant things are the easiest ones to yell about.
Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-23-2009
-
$2500 Added Jackpot Meat Goat Wether Futurity!
-
Quick ballistics solutions from your iPod, which is mounted to your rifle!
-
Yes, just pictures of people asleep in subways.
Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-22-2009
-
famous people ape-o-fied
-
satellite view of the inauguration. the crowds look like lint.
Delicious LiveJournal Links for 1-21-2009
-
The Onion Bashes Bush (Literally)
The Onion’s great series of wishful thinking news items in which W gets horribly injured -
I like kitten sticks because they don’t taste as "kitteny."
-
Treasury regulators assisted and even suggested fraud by IndyMac bank and maybe others
-
pictures collected on the web of varying wtf
-
Voco has developed an alarm clock that sounds off with the dulcet tone of English comedian Stephen Fry, known for his work in TV shows Blackadder and the Young Ones.
-
"The last Pacific deployment, […] was marred when the jets’ navigational software crashed as they crossed zero degrees of longitude."
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Be My Blog 