Patio days

Today was evangelical dating day on the patio. Lots of God Talk about relationships and godly men and women, with leaning forward. “You must of course have many men interested because you are a beautiful woman. God has led us to…”

I informed vegemitelover of this and he asked if blueberry pancakes wre involved, but no. Redfaced Bob wasn’t there.

Bob has now appeared, and in fact blueberry pancakes were immediately mentioned.

He is now trying to sell them on some sketchy “body toxics” blood tests and supplements and purifying purgatives, and has just diagnosed the woman with a Candida infection.

I wonder when the prepaid gas card will come out?

we’re famous again.

This time for our local School District banning flier postings for an appearance by Fast Food Nation author Eric Schlosser. Not because he’s anti fast food, or because he’s one of those LIBERALS, but because he’s soft on drugs.

So it’s zero tolerance on people who don’t have zero tolerance on drugs, I guess. I wonder how much fast food the school district sells every day?